What we’re about
"I chose the road less travelled… Now I don’t know where I am."
"Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." - Ellen Degeneres
"Bring a compass. It's awkward when you have to eat your friends." - Unknown
So maybe we caught your interest?
Quick note then I’ll tell you what we’re about. We’ve never gotten lost or had to look at members as a food source. This is Chattanooga Outdoor Adventures not the Donner Party (some of you will get that).
We enjoys the outdoors in all forms. Events like Hiking, Rafting, Kayaking, and everything else.
But wait there’s more! I sound like a Ginsu knife commercial. Let’s not let any of the Donners have one of those.
We also plan other great activities in and around Chattanooga. Not just hiking. Musical events, food and wine festivals. A concert in a cave, you get the idea
It’s an open group and would love to get everyone involved and plan a lot of different things. Inclusion and fun are key.
Not just hiking, Adventures of all kinds
Please note the Trail rating is Moderate and 4.7 miles long. If you are an Experienced hiker you will for you will find the trail moderately difficult. If you are not? It will be hard. Knowing your skills and abilities to do this hike are your responsibility.
Okay now that is out of the way.
I didn't think I would ever have to lead with that, but I was wrong.
So I asked for submissions on our Facebook page for a hike for Today. Laurel Falls was suggested and I looked. It was almost exactly a year ago we hiked it. I thought Karma! now I know we all know what she can be sometimes.... (Did you get that?), but this time it's a good thing. To make sure it is a good thing I am adding Tacos. Tacos are always good.
Still waiting on Karma to catch up on a few she missed though.
I in another life used to live in Austin, Texas. There is a Tex Mex Restaurant there called El Arroyo which means the stream. I have taken to googling Restaurants names. It's better that way. I mean you wouldn't want to eat at El Bano. Anyways, El Arroyo is famous for their signs they change daily. These guys are amazing. Let me share some of their kernels of wisdom.
(During the Pandemic) "A Big nose isn't an excuse for no mask. I mean, I still wear underwear."
"Sorry I am late. I got here as soon as I wanted to."
"I don't have Exes, I have Why's"
"I'm not passive aggressive unlike *some* people"
"You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers"
"Step aside coffee. This is a job for Alcohol"
"Remember if you can't say something nice, make it funny"
"It's not a walk of shame. It's a stride of pride"
"Eat More! Don't worry, I got you-Sweatpants"
And finally
"I Just stole Santa's naughty list! It is weirdly close to my friends list!"
I am of course speaking of all of you on that last one.
What does this have to do with the event?
Nothing!
Did I make you scroll long enough to get to the meat of things. Or Vegetable of things for my vegetarian friends.
I love doing that.
Are you not entertained? (Bonus points if you name the movie)
We meet at Wal-mart on Signal Mountain road to divide up in Carpools. I will be towards the street.
Then we drive to Laure Falls to Hike The Laurel Falls Trail.
All Trails Laurel Falls write up
Then we go get Tacos
at Hernandez Authentic Mexican Food
It clearly says Authentic in the title so don't worry. It's the real deal.
Would I lie to you?
Okay, more accurately would I lie to you about this?
Just part of my three days in Chattanooga weekend. You can entertain me. Thank you.
Personal favorite from the list is the sentence enhancers one.
Are you still reading?
It's over I told you everything.
I now have a craving for Cheese Dip.
Upcoming events (4+)
See all- Tims Ford Marble plains Loop Trail, Picnic and, Haunted islandTims Ford State Park, Winchester, TN
And now a word from our Time zone Sponsor. If you get in Bill's Chevy to go to Tims Ford you will cross into the Central Time zone which is precisely 1 hour behind Eastern Time If Bill's Chevy is parked at Tims Ford Parking area at the trail head at 3:00 pm LOCAL time or 4:00 pm Chattanooga Time Bill is on time. In Meetup it is difficult to post times when there are two time zones. I have it listed as 4:00 EASTERN TIME which will magically become 3:00 CENTRAL TIME. So hopefully this makes it clear (Don't ask me to explain. it's science stuff). So the time listed is CHATTANOOGA Time. be there at 3:00 Tims Ford Time. If you interpret any different from that you will not be there when you are supposed to be which is 3:00 CENTRAL TIME also known as 4:00 EASTERN TIME.
Buy your ticket now or you will laugh, you'll cry and you'll stand on the shore as we wave goodbye. Your ticket is your responsibility There are ten per boat. Right now you can grab a 6:10 or 6:20. If they fill grab a 6:30..
Do we want to do a Carpool for this? If so let me know in the comments
So this is actually kind of recycled writeup from one I did in a past life for a Zombie Paintball event I scheduled... I am a lot of things. Been called even more, but I am not boring. It was a fun night. It's always the quiet reserved ones that you get out the paintball guns and they go nuts. (Disclaimer: This is not paintball this is just the write up from paintball. Do I really need to state that? You'd be surprised.)
One of my favorite Holloween movies is Zombieland. More dark comedy than actual horror. I mean part of it is a legit quest for Twinkies. I mean Twinkies? It's twisted, but entertaining. In the opening scene the Hero outlines his rules of survival. They're pretty good.
- Cardio
Like escaping a bear, you just have to be faster than the other guys. Bonus points if you’re faster than the zombie. Stay in shape or the CrossFit, vegan, triathlete, health nuts inherit the world. If you survive that's all you're gonna hear about. - Double Tap
When in doubt, don’t get stingy with your bullets. Why trust one head shot when you can have two, or more? There are plenty of sporting good stores and Redneck gun safes. You can get more. Thank god for rednecks. - Beware of Bathrooms
We all poop. The Societal norm of NOT Crawling under the Stall to eat someone while they're pooping isn't really followed by Zombies. Just because you have your pants down doesn’t mean you’re safe. (I think that last part is applicable elsewhere in life.) If you have to Drop a deuce choose carefully.Check the stalls, all of them. - Travel Light
This includes both physical possessions and attachments to people. It get's awkward when you’re going to have to kill your mom because she's a Zombie (see: Shaun of the Dead). - The Buddy System
You might not last long alone. Sometimes you have to sleep, cook, or poop (see Bathroom Rule), or maybe even have sexy times (writers note: a lot of campers who go off on this escapade are often some of the first to go). You might have to lower your standards for that though. This is the Zombie apocalypse and your last romantic partner however hot may have tried to eat you. If the new person in your life just figuratively bites your head off occasionally, but not literally they might actually be a keeper. If you have standards they just got lower. Someone has to keep a look-out for you, and you for them. - Check The Back Seat
Ever see ANY Horror movie, ever? The supposed hero gets into their car and…low and behold… This is just common sense. Always the backseat? Zombies never call shotgun.
So here is the plan. It is a three part event. First we hike the Marble Plains Loop Trail. It is a easy 3.4 miles and a modest 311 foot elevation change. You are responsible for knowing your abilities and if you are able to walk it or not.
Get the description here.
All Trails Marble plain loop trail descriptionThen we find a place to park and have a picnic. Bring stuff to eat. This should be self explanatory.
Then a boat ride to a Haunted Island. The description is there too.
Choose the Appropriate day and time and get your ticket here
NOTE YOU HAVE TO CLICK REGISTER FOR THE EVENT TO GET THE OPTION TO CHOOSE YOUR TIME.
Let's reserve on two boat times. They are ten minutes apart 6:10 and 6:20. If this gets popular go for 6:30 and we will use that slot too. That is pm people! No good horror film takes place in the morning. A monster has got to get its coffee.
What to bring? I recommend Hiking boots, a flashlight, snacks, water, walking sticks if you need them. Food for the picnic, Plus a chainsaw and hockey mask.
This sells out. I already have two tickets? Did you get yours? I am giving plenty of advanced warning.
- Cardio
- Rocky Horror Picture showBarking Legs Theater, Chattanooga, TN
IYKYK! Don't miss this.
**Dee Baxter Harwell has asked to guest host this one. * She recommends VIP $30 tix for front row, to more easily sit together. Buy whatever seat you prefer. Its only $5 more. She purchased group photo. We will meet at 6 @ Barking Leggs.
Have fun with it and dress in character, bring props.Afterwards we will go to Chattanooga Billards Club (CBC) on Cherry St to see Tommy the BEST bartender. We can play pool, darts, have a beverage , they have great bar food.
This is a blast!
Tickets Here Choose November 1st. 6:00 p.m.
Rocky Horror Picture Show Interactive Viewing Event
Date: 11/1/2024Venue: Barking Legs Theater - 1307 Dodds Avenue, Chattanooga TN
Join Us for an Unforgettable Night of Fun and Frights!Step into a world of cult classic magic with our interactive viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Whether you're a die-hard fan or a curious newcomer, this event promises an evening of laughter, excitement, and unforgettable memories.
What's Included with the General Admission Ticket:
Prop Bags: Every ticket comes with a prop bag filled with goodies like rice, water pistols, flashlights, rubber gloves, noisemakers, toilet paper, toast, party hats, bells, and playing cards.Interactive Instructions: Clear guidelines on when and how to use your props to maximize the fun.
Shadow Cast Performance: Watch as a talented cast performs the movie live, synchronized with the film on the big screen, bringing your favorite characters to life right before your eyes.
Event Schedule:
Doors Open:10/31 7pm showing -- 6pm doors11/1 7pm showing - 6pm doors
11/1 10:30 showing - 9:30pm doors
Movie Screening and Shadow Cast Performance:Begins Promptly at Showtime
Ticket Information:
General Admission: $25VIP Admission: $30
Meet & Greet Add On: $15
Poster Add On: $15
Important Notes:
Age Restriction: 18+ event (This event may contain mature content.)Accessibility: Subtitles will be used on screen, accessible seating and companion seating is available upon request.
Parking: Parking on the Barking Legs side of the parking lot is available. Additional parking is found across the street, and on E 13th Street as well as E 14th Street.
Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind event! Gather your friends, dress to impress, and get ready to do the "Time Warp" again. Tickets are limited, so secure yours today and be part of the Rocky Horror Picture Show magic!
Get ready for a night of thrills, chills, and interactive spills! See you there
- City as Canvas Walking Tour-With Bonus activitiesHunter Museum of American Art, Chattanooga, TN
Tickets are free, but limited. Sign up for yours immediately. I promise it won't be a boring day. I figured out the Time Zone thing. Facebook was converting it to Central time where I live. I also noticed there is a Bigfoot Program going on all day that day. Another possible outing after..
Alright so the picture is for attention. Graffiti artist can be pretty entertaining. Plus that one is pretty creative
I saw a picture of one example of graffiti spray painted on a wall
It read
Things I hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Irony
3. ListsI mean that is pretty well thought out.
I am at a creative lull right now so I will keep this short and sweet.
Short and sweet? (brain takes a hard right turn)
"This expression was already proverbial in 1539, when it appeared in Richard Taverner's translation of Erasmus's Adagia. Over the years it was occasionally amplified, as in James Kelly's Scottish Proverbs (1721): “Better short and sweet than long and lax.”
Long and lax?
Okay so I need to get back on topic.
This is a guided walking tour by the Hunter Museum of Art and City of Chattanooga Parks and outdoors. There are like twenty spots left. So here is the plan
First you register and get your ticket.
City as Canvas Ticket LinkI will be hungry.
After? I say we get food at The Yellow Deli. It's close to where we finish funky cool on the inside and the food is delicious. Plus you can join a cult if you want
Here's their site
Yellow DeliNot kidding about it being called a Cult. Click here.
The things I get you guys to do!
So I then I will be bored after that with nothing to do assuming I haven't joined the cult. One time we did an event and it just kept going. We would finish at one place and someone would say "Hey let's go here.". I liked doing that. So at Yellow Deli we will discuss options.
Here are a few
Hair of the Dog Pub to play pool and throw dartsPinball Museum to beat everyone at Galaga and Ms Pacman.
Hunter Museum City as Canvas exhibit to see more graffiti, umm.. Murals
Or anything else you can think of. After one event we just kept going to different stuff and improvised. It was a fun day.
Then we can walk back to the Hunter drive home or across the walking bridge to get some Clumpy's ice cream if you want. It is probably a couple of miles total. The walk is short and sweet and your host is tall and tasty? Nope! That sounds wrong. How come tall people don't get their own saying?
Life is not fair I guess, but I am having fun with it.
" Happiness is not about getting what you want, it's about enjoying all you have."
We can share a day together and a walk around the city.
I can't make all your wants and desires come true, but I can share a pretty cool day with you. At the end of it all that's where happiness comes from. Sharing happiness. At least that's it for me, but what do I know? I am a pretty happy guy though.