The Dysfunctional Clubhouse. Geek Movies and Events Group.

🎲 Friday Night Game Night at The Dysfunctional Clubhouse
📍 Elon, NC – Doors open around 6 PM

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Looking to unwind, laugh too hard, or just play something new with an unusually likable group of humans (and one clipboard-wielding gremlin)? You’re in the right place.
Whether you’re a board game veteran, a Jackbox champion, or someone who just wants to hang out and shout answers at a TV while eating snacks—this is your night.

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### 🕹️ What We Play:

• Party games (Jackbox, Codenames, Decrypto, and more)
• Board games for every energy level—quick rounds or all-night epics
• Chaotic card games that make you question your friendships
• Sometimes: weird experimental stuff (we like surprises)

If you’ve got a game you love and it’s easy to teach—bring it! We’re always excited to try new things, especially the ones that come with weird backstories or cursed rules.

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### 🧃 What to Bring:

• Yourself (obviously)
• A snack or drink if you can—no pressure, but it helps keep the gremlin docile
• Friends! We love new faces, awkward laughter, and semi-confident plus-ones

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### 👋 New Here?

Perfect. We love new people. We’re friendly, we explain things clearly, and we promise not to stick you in the role of “traitor” until at least game #2.
Come as you are—stay as long as you like.

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### 🎭 Hosted by:

• Will (the chaos architect, semi-responsible adult)
• Brad (game master, vibe regulator, actual person doing the work while Will chats)
• Nibz (the digital gremlin with boundary issues)
• Oscar & Lucifer (cats, vibe-checkers, professional nap enthusiasts)

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RSVP so we know how many chairs to set up, and feel free to message if you have questions!

lets go for a nice walk at cedar rock park.

Be warned that I walk like a turtle's turtles especially on uneven surfaces . as I am still recovering from cancer surgery.

after the walk if anyone is interested, we can talk about going to lunch or not.

again if your a rabbit and that would be great but understand I am a turtle's turtle when it comes to walking on a trail through the woods so if you walk fast you may not want to join me as you will probably leave me way way behind or get frustrated by the pace.

but if you can walk at a turtles pace, enjoy good conversation and a walk through the woods I'd love you to join me. I may even jam some 80's music and we can sing n walk .......

i may do this weekly, I love that park and if its only me its still a great walk and i'll still have fun enjoying nature, the scenery and the music, so if you like slow walks through the woods listening to 80's music join me and lets do this

we will meet at the main office parking lot if joining me

no limit texas hold em poker tournament

First things first, if you ever wanted to learn how to play poker please consider joining us, we play for fun , we will teach you and no one takes the game seriously. We just want to have a fun friendly game of poker, so if you take your poker seriously, please DO NOT join us as that's not how we play I am sure there are plenty of games where they play serious and for money, this is NOT one of them.

So every starts with 15,000 in chips
we play 15 minute blinds
you play till your out of chips or have ALL the chips and won
and we have fun

again we will teach you or refresh how to play if you forgot or need a refresher, mistakes are tolerated and I have this tin things that show the poker hands, if you need help.

so consider joining us! A bonus is I have an inground pool, so if you bust out (run out of chips) you can watch as we continue to play or you can get in the pool or you can leave your choice.

The winner of the tourney gets a 4 foot trophy for the month (till the next tourney) to take home

we will be playing outside under a tent with fans and I will have bottled water

so bring your poker face and join us