The Horror Hounds

I hope you all enjoyed my April Fools Joke. it was fun creating it.

✨ UNLEASH YOUR INNER CREATURE: A MASTERCLASS IN FANGS & WINGS ✨

Tired of blending in with the mundane masses? Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, "Wow, my teeth are just… human?" Or maybe you’ve dreamt of taking to the skies, but—oh no—you’re stuck with those boring, arm things?

Well, despair no more! Introducing "Fangs & Flight: The Ultimate Transformation Experience"—the ONLY event that teaches you the ancient, 100% unnatural art of growing your own bat wings and fangs.

### WHAT YOU’LL LEARN:
✔️ Fang Formation 101 – No expensive dental surgery, no shady back-alley procedures. Just pure, biologically questionable magic.
✔️ Wing Growth Techniques – Learn the four essential stretches that probably encourage wing sprouting!
✔️ The Dos and Don’ts of Nocturnal Predation – Because with great power comes a great need for snacks.
✔️ Vampiric Etiquette & Flight Laws – The sky isn’t lawless. (We learned that the hard way.)

### BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Sign up today and receive a FREE bottle of "Echolocation Elixir™", scientifically designed to do absolutely nothing. But it looks really cool.

Warning: Side effects may include increased charisma, a strange aversion to garlic bread, and an uncontrollable urge to lurk mysteriously in dark alleyways.

### DON’T WAIT – EVOLVE NOW!
🦇 Limited spots available! (Because our last test group mysteriously disappeared. Oops.)
🦇 Sign up before midnight, or risk being stuck as a mere mortal forever.

Click below to begin your transformation—or don’t. But then, you’ll never know what could have been…

The Horror Hounds Present: A Goth Meet & Greet 🦇

Darklings, misfits, and creatures of the night—heed the call! The Horror Hounds summon you for an evening draped in mystery, music, and macabre camaraderie. Whether you’ve wandered the shadows for decades or are just beginning your descent into the abyss, this is your invitation to unite with fellow souls who thrive under moonlight.

👻.This is open for new and long time members
🌙 Date: April 4th
🕸 Time: 7:30 PM
🏰 Location: Club 616, Santa Ana
🦇 Bar: Non-alcoholic options available, as well as boozy elixirs

Expect eerie ambience, haunting melodies (perhaps), and conversations as deep as the void (or maybe just delightfully dark chatter). Sip on sinister elixirs, connect with fellow nocturnal spirits, and revel in the beauty of the darkness.

Because in the end, we are all just bats looking for our belfry.

This event is cross-posted to The Vampire Social Club.

Ya heard!! It’s trivia. It’s food. Its people. It’s everything you dream of. Here are a few things that are there.

1. Cool people doing cool stuff.
2. A food truck.
3. Beer. Good beer.
4. Trivia.
5. You. If we are lucky.
6. Ollie! The worlds cutest angryest boi (hes a dog)

Parking. Ita street parking.

How to find us. We are typicallyllu n the back of the patio near the heaters.

Ya heard!! It’s trivia. It’s food. Its people. It’s everything you dream of. Here are a few things that are there.

1. Cool people doing cool stuff.
2. A food truck.
3. Beer. Good beer.
4. Trivia.
5. You. If we are lucky.
6. Ollie! The worlds cutest angryest boi (hes a dog)

Parking. Ita street parking.

How to find us. We are typicallyllu n the back of the patio near the heaters.