What we’re about
New in town and don’t know a soul? Same. Aside from my co-host Rachel. Say Hi Rachel! Seeing as finding a core group of like-minded individuals is not as easy as… ya know…throwing dirt at the bratty kid in 3rd grade and becoming besties. Doesn’t seem to happen that way as full-grown adults now does it? We now resort to;
- “Consuming fruity cocktails to make us super friendly with EVERYONE”
- “MeetUp” groups. What what!
Let’s start with #2, as I’m sure #1 will follow suit. Anywho, not super particular about what Meetups we divide and conquer, as can be anything from Happy Hour (see #1), dinners, and comedy shows to hikes, paintball (is there paint ball here? I dunno but I’m game), eventual road trips, or any other shenanigans that won’t put us behind bars (the jail kind obviously). Like I said, I’m new here, and so are you probably - (or not), so we’ll see what shows up on the calendar. Suggestions welcomed because I just got here from the Sunshine State, home of Florida Man and terrible NFL teams. But it’s cool. Actually humid, but whatevs. Point is, I don’t know the “Things to do in Utah”, so throw me a bone.
Now with all that hoopla, there’s gotta be some rules. I know, I know…Who TF requested a dictator. But alas, here I am! - Age is just a number (ugh, lamest cliché ever). But whether 21 or 91, you can join. However, we will likely be in the 40-50s age range (biologically) at least. Mentally I’m roughly 29. Physically I’m pushing 95 on a bad knee day. So yeah, all ages welcome.
- Let’s keep politics off the table. We want to stay friends with those we meet, so no need to voice what asshole you voted for.
- Same for religion. Whether sister wife or atheist. Good for you. Don’t care. Let’s just be kind. Make love not war. Yadda yadda.
- This is NOT a dating group. We’re looking to meet like-minded people and socialize. With that said, if you happen to meet your next life partner or consensually want to smash in a boom boom room, more power to ya. Just be sure that it is consensual. If someone says NO to your proposition, then walk away before it gets ugly. (Update: Rachel has informed me that Utah Swingers are a thing. Whoda thunk it. No judgement here, you do you boo. However, that kind of meet up will not likely be on the agenda. So just keep your swinger paws to your personal house party.) Love ya thou!
- No super serious, uptight applicants please. Keep it light and have a sense of humor. For gawds sake, no one likes a Karen. (Unless your name is truly Karen then I apologize, Just don’t be “that Karen”.)
- And the biggest rule of all. Don’t be an asshole. The group reserves the right to decide what assholiness is too much assholiness. Just be a good human and don’t get voted off the island.
- Also, since Rachel and I live in the Kaysville, Layton area, we will be scheduling events between SLC and Layton going forward because spending 30 min in the car is not the funnist activity :)
- ****If you RSVP to come to an event and are a no show without changing your RSVP to NO at least an hour before the event, then you will be removed from the group. We will let a couple of your failed attempts pass, (because we're sweet like that) but if you do this 3 times or more then you done got voted off the MF island. This is part of the assholiness that I refer to above.****
