What we’re about
### Fattys to Fitties: A Walking Group for the Wild at Sole
Do you love long walks… in the city? Not into scaling mountains like some granola-chomping survivalist? Welcome to Fattys to Fitties, where we hike the mean streets of Vancouver—no bears, no blisters, and no need to pretend you “love nature” when what you really love is happy hour.
We’re talking urban hiking: 3 to 5 km of exploring, strutting, and people-watching while dodging overpriced lattes and eavesdropping on spicy sidewalk arguments. Think of it as cardio with a side of chaos.
### Who’s This For?
🔥 You don’t have to be shredded like a Greek god or built like a human beanbag chair—just bring whatever glorious body you’re currently rocking.
🔥 Whether you walk like a gazelle, a gremlin, or someone who just realized they left their vibrator on, you’re welcome here.
🔥 This is for the fit, the fat, the fabulous, and everyone in between—because moving your ass is for everyone.
### What to Expect:
👟 Walks that are long enough to make you feel smug but short enough that nobody has to fake an injury to bail.
🍹 Post-walk drinks or snacks—because hydration is important, but so is flirting with bad decisions.
🦶 Great company, terrible jokes, and the occasional accidental detour (we call it “adventure”).
So, whether you power-walk like you're chasing your ex with receipts, or saunter like you just left a walk of shame with zero regrets—come strut with us. Who needs a mountain when the city is one big, beautiful playground?
Upcoming events (4)
See all- Today's Walk: A Masterclass in Precision and Planning 🎓🚶♂️Starbucks, Vancouver, BC
Alright, folks, today’s walk is a highly organized, extremely precise, and perfectly structured event. 🧐 No room for chaos or confusion here. We have a route, we have a plan, and we absolutely, definitely, 100% know where we’re going.
…Or do we? 🤔
Did I say we’re walking 3 km? Or was it 8 km? Who’s counting? Oh right, probably your tired, aching feet. 🦶 The good news: there’s zero pressure to do the whole thing. We pass washrooms 🚻 and bus stops 🚌 along the way, so you can escape at any time if the allure of civilization (or your couch) calls to you.### Now, onto the exact route. Pay close attention. This is serious business. 👀
🔹 Step 1: We meet at Starbucks Denman ☕ Because caffeine is non-negotiable.
🔹 Step 2: We walk towards the lagoon—majestic, scenic, possibly duck-infested. 🦆✨
🔹 Step 3: Then we take the path on the left… or is it the right? Hmm. 🤷
🔹 Step 4: New plan: We’ll go left, then right, then pick up the step, then left, then right, then left again. 🏃💨
🔹 Step 5: If that’s confusing (which it definitely is), don’t worry—I’ve prepared highly detailed instructions. 📺 Study them well.## 🌧️ Rain or Shine, We Walk. ☀️
Look, we haven’t once canceled a walk due to weather, and we’re not about to start now. 🌂 Your dog doesn’t get out of walks just because it’s raining, so why should you? 🐕🚶♂️
You love the rain. 🌧️ I’ve seen it in your eyes. 👀 No need to be shy. Embrace it. Let’s get soaked together.### 🌍 All-Inclusive, Judgment-Free Zone 💙
This is a space for everyone, and all topics are welcome. The only rule—kind of, sort of—is to be unapologetically YOU. No masks (except the fun Halloween kind), no filters, just you being your amazing, weird, wonderful self. 🚀💡
### 🚶♂️ P.S. Slow and Steady Wins the Race (or at Least This Walk)
This is not a speed-walking group. 🚫 We meander, we saunter, we may even sashay if the mood strikes. What we don’t do? Rush. This is all about mental and physical health, and strolling through nature while talking about deep thoughts, dumb jokes, and life’s mysteries is almost therapeutic. Or at least, it’s cheaper than therapy… and possibly just as effective. 🤷♂️💋
- Lost Lagoon Loop: A Scenic Stroll with a Splash of Sass Walk and Talk SocialStarbucks, Vancouver, BC
Fattys to Fitties presents: The Ultimate Mental Health Escape Walk!
Ready to break a sweat, break some boundaries, and have a laugh? We’re all about walking and talking our way to better mental health—no pressure, no judgment, just good vibes and maybe some geese who think they own the place. We’ll be strutting our stuff around Vancouver’s so-called Lost Lagoon (spoiler: it’s neither lost nor a lagoon, but don’t tell the geese).
Expect breathtaking views, some cheeky conversation, and, of course, a healthy dose of sassy banter to lift your spirits. This isn’t your grandma’s stroll—it’s a walk for those who know the mental health benefits of fresh air and a good laugh. If you’re not here for that, you’re definitely in the wrong place.
🚶♂️ Distance: 6.2 km round trip—don’t worry, we won’t make you run. You’ll still have time to flirt with the views (and the occasional geese).
⏳ Pace: Slow enough to smell the roses (or coffee, depending on where your priorities lie), but fast enough to pretend we’re fit.
💬 Vibes: A little sassy, a lot of cheeky, and just the right amount of classy. We’re not just walking; we’re talking, laughing, and maybe getting a little too real about life.
How to find us: We’ll be at Starbucks. Don’t overthink it—it's not a big place. You’ll find us because, let’s be real, we’ll be the ones standing there wondering why everyone’s suddenly too shy to join. Look for the people who are maybe slightly over-caffeinated and definitely ready to walk and talk!
Want to refine walking skills? Don’t sweat it. If you’ve been a couch potato for too long - Watch here!Meet us at Starbucks Denman, where the only thing stronger than the coffee is our commitment to mental health (and maybe our sarcasm).
- 🎱 Bingo & Banter: Cheap Fun, Dabbin’, Laughs & Free Parking 🚗Planet Bingo, Vancouver, BC
That’s right, folks. We’ve put our scenic strolls on pause to enter the high-stakes, thrill-packed world of… BINGO!
🗺 Meet Here
💰 Pricing### 🥪 FOOD & DRINKS 🍔☕
Feeling snacky between rounds? There’s a restaurant on-site serving sandwiches, burgers, coffee, and tea—because nothing fuels a bingo champion like a good burger and some caffeine.
### ✍️ DABBER SITUATION
The house rules demand a dabber. No pens. No highlighters. No trying to stamp your card with the sheer force of your will. A dabber. Why? Because the bingo overlords have spoken. We don’t make the rules—we just try not to get kicked out for breaking them.
You can buy one at the venue, but if you don’t feel like paying premium bingo dabber prices, check Dollar Store, Canadian Tire, or Walmart. If you try to show up without one, we will all pretend not to know you. Get the dabber.### 🕺 HOW TO DAB
New to bingo? No worries, most of us are just here for the chaos. But if you want to at least pretend you know what you’re doing, check out this tutorial:
👉 How to Dab
I hope you learned something from that video… because if you show up dabbing incorrectly, you might end up as an honorary member of the "Confused Players Club" (which is a real thing… probably). 😆
This is a fantastic way to socialize, have fun, and not break the bank! Whether you’re here to win, laugh, or just have an excuse to yell BINGO dramatically, we’d love to have you.
See you there, and may the bingo gods be ever in your favor! 🎉P.S. Parking is free—but only for bingo players and people with serious Planet Bingo business (whatever that means). So if you were planning to park and run off to do crimes—or worse, not play bingo—think again. Play it safe, park legally, and avoid getting bingo-banished. 🚗🎱😉
